He Said; She Said

She said:  I don't want you to fix it.
He said:  You asked me.
She said:  I wasn't talking to you.
He said: There's nobody here but me.
She said: I'm talking to the dog.
He said:  You have to clarify when you're talking to me or the dog.

She said:  Why do you always have a "better" way to do things?

He said:  You procrastinate too much.

She said:  I don't work for you.

He said:  I want to leave on time.

She said:  You told me we were going to do it.
He said:  I never said that.
She said:  Yes, you did.
He said:  I was thinking out loud, I didn't mean we were actually going to do it.
She said:  Then don't say it if you don't intend to do it.

He said: Where's lunch?

She said: There's the kitchen.

He said:  I already cooked my own breakfast.

She said:  You make me crazy.

He said:  Why do you always wait until the last minute?

She said:  You can't go to bed yet, it's only 8:30.

He said:  Who ate all the cookies?

She said:  You're bossy.

He said:  I think I'll go read.
She said:  Have a nice nap.

He said:  Quit talking about it and go do it.

She said:  It was a great sale, look how much money I saved?
He said:  If you saved me so much money where is it?
She said:  You're no fun.



They said:  Retirement would be wonderful if we didn't have to spend so much time together.