As you know I am on a mission. I am searching high and low for moose, a moose, any moose. After all they are supposed to be plentiful in the north woods. Why just the other day one of the locals claimed he saw Bullwinkle hanging around the corner grocery store waiting for the morning delivery of Krispy Kremes.
But THIS is what I see:
He kind of looks like a giant Christmas yard ornament run amuck don’t cha think?
I really got excited when I spotted this on the side of the road: