It's a disgrace. Heads should roll. Time should be served in retail purgatory. Someone must be held accountable. Because the last time I checked, this is South Florida. Winter consists of temperatures that dip into the mid 60s. The only visible white stuff is found blowing around on the beach. So why on God's green earth are there no Capri pants hanging on the racks in our local retail establishments? None. Zip. Nada.
I do not need wool sweaters. Down vests. Uggs. Jeans made from denim heavy enough for an Alaskan blizzard.
I need easy, breezy tops and t-shirts. I need shorts and sandals.
I NEED CAPRI PANTS.
It's a travesty. I should protest. Have a sit in. Start a movement.
I think I'm on to something.