In Search of Bullwinkle

Somewhere in New Hampshire these started popping up along the roadways:

And now I am on a mission, a crusade if you will, to find a Moose. Not a painted impersonation but a real live honest to goodness Moose. I know they are out there. They are probably standing on the edge of the dense undergrowth laughing at me. But I won't be deterred from my mission.

I want to see more than this:

And I most definitely want to see more than this:

I want the real thing and I will let you know just as soon as I find one.